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Enjoy :)

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صورة لفتت انتباهي وأثرت فيني بقوة

عنوانها Humanity does Exist

في الصورة يظهر قرد يساعد المكفوفين بكل إنسانية

السؤال: هل هذه الإنسانية موجودة عند البشر هالأيام؟

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First time ..!

LOL

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Stupid beyond Stupidity!!!

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NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'


After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.
The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'


A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?


Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'


Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.


'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!'  Evans... 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.' Mrs.. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant...
'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'

Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 'Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'


To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice. 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright.So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.

Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life..


'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut... So, let's see... I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant... Final answer.'

تعليقي: أصلا هي من ربت هالزلوف وأنا غاسلة ايدي منها .. بس حدها عجيبة ههههه

They walk amoung us!!!!

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'


They walk amoung us!!!!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime.
She shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff.......'


They walk amoung us!!!!

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هذي أحلى وحدة


A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.
'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'
'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.
Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''
Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history..'

حدها لوووووووووووووووووووووووول والله انها امباااعة مب بس غبية وربي

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9 اختراعات للحماية ضد السرقة

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والله مكان الخزنة خراافي

حتى الجن الأزرق مايفكر فيها

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واااااااااع

اللي في أمه خير يفكر ينبش هني

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ووكمان

شخباري

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ناس فاضية وربي

بس مب جنه اختراع قديم؟

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أووما أحط هاللصقات على سيارتي أفضل انها تنسرق ولا اني أسوق سيارة جذه

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فكرة منتازة ترى

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تخيلوووا تمشون فالشارع وهالاختراع في ايدكم

تفشلون لا اعرفكم ولا تعرفوني <=- مسرع تبرت منكم

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اللي يشتغلون في مكاتب ويعانون من السرقة المتكررة لأغراضهم من قبل زملائهم

قبل ماتروح البيت شل السدادة وياك واللي فيه خير يسرقه هيهي

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مرة أخرى

شخباري

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April Fool!!

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لاتخبرون حد بس ترى أنا يلست أدور في الكيبورد قبل ما اكتشف مدى غبائي وأتلفت يمين ويسار أتأكد انه محد شاف ههههههه

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Todays word is: Fluctuations

هذا واحد يشتغل في بنك يقول قصته

I was at my bank today; there was a short line

There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change?

Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too”

عبالها يقول لها f..k u asians

مسوية فطينة ومايطوفها شي هي وويهها ههههههههههه

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A man with the biggest boobs!!

مسكين شوفوا شكله مأيس من حالته

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سبحاااان الله .. والله هذي معجزة

أهم شي الصور اللي بالقبعة هههههههههههه

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والله لو في مستشفياتنا جان مات من ساعته

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حركة تان غريبة

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يعني عادي إذا شفتوا بنات يمشون وجسمهم منقش تقول حية مب آدمية

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Phones to be released in 2010

شكلهم حلوين ترى

Nokia N900

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Nokia X6

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Nokia X3

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Nokia Surge

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HTC Hero

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HTC Tattoo

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HTC Max 4G

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Sony Ericsson XPERIA  X2

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Sony Ericsson Aino

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  Samsung S5230W Star WiFi

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إذا حد منكم شعر برغبة انه يشتريلي واحد منهم ترى عادي كله واحد لا تستحون هههههه

يالله جاو جاو :*

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إيركسون دائما الأفضل XD

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هلا واللهـ :)
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